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Salmonic

Willing to swim against the stream; goes against the current; acts contrary to advice given.
Tom’s salmonic approach to investments yielded a huge return when the upstart tech company no one else had heard of tripled in value overnight.
by jdiggity83 May 19, 2020
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Salmon bite

When your scrotum gets stuck in your pants zipper.
Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.
by Freakin Lopez June 5, 2020
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Salmon Cookie

When a woman who hasn't showered wipes herself from clit to crack and eats the toilet paper.
Last week Bill told me I smelled like a fish, so I baked him a Salmon Cookie!
by WeAreLegion9278 June 27, 2020
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Salmons

Salmon is a term that means one thousand swedish crowns (about 96 euro). In swedish it is called Lax
-Roland, come here i wanna talk to you
-Please let me be, it was just a window
-Stop making excuses, Five Salmons or you will have planted your last potato

-Roland kom hit, Jag vill snacka
-Kan du inte bara låta mig va, det var bara ett fönster
-Sluta med dina ursäkter, fem lax imorrn, annars har du satt din sista potatis
by Sparvvridarn September 17, 2020
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Salmon

This person is an actual dumbass. they will also always have a fish who sometimes like to attack but we will always love them. This person is mostly Female but comes in all genders. look out for these types of people because they will ruin your life forever. you can also call these people ''sal'', salfish'' or tons of other things.
Salmon is very annoying
by Stowos December 25, 2020
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salmon house

A salmon colored home in a small town in Michigan's lower peninsula near the saginasty bay, if you whisper salmon house very very soft next to the salmon house you will be blessed by the salmon gods.
"Salmon house" *almost incoherently*
by Mentally ill pog March 8, 2021
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Salmon

Anakin Skywalker gives that rapey face in episode II, but Luke Skywalker is bare salmon”
by Draconian1346 January 22, 2021
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