sad but true

(n.) A situation that shouldn't happen in todays' world, but does so commonly that everyone turns a blind eye to it because they are used to it. This is a phrase used mainly by pinkos and feminazis, as well as a few other types of liberal, but not commies.

Feminist: It's sad but true that women are still oppressed and held down. Men are pigs.


Race car player: It's sad but true that the crackers are holding my people down and oppressing them. Kill whitey


Socialist guy: It's sad but true that there are still people like Bill Gates who don't get taxed through the arse while there are still poor people. Kill the rich.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

sad whore

1. A prostitute who is depressed cause her pimp left her.
2. A trendy fag emo kid.

Look at that faggot! Oh, false alarm. Is just an emo kid. What a pitiful sad whore.

by Headtrip April 01, 2006

the sad clown

when ejacqulate on a girls/guys face and punch her in the nose and she starts to cry and bleed

can you beleve dylan he gave jon the sad clown last night

by bobeto lee November 16, 2007

Sad Clown

When you blow your load on the girls face and then punch her in the nose so she has a white face and a red nose. The girl will then cry from the punch causing her to be a sad clown.

Robin was being really annoying during sex so I gave her the sad clown when I blew my load.

by Cory Lauch February 24, 2009

Sad sack

Shitty Electrician

Damn, that guy is a fucking Sad Sack, he really misrepresented himself.

by Laser1 February 12, 2015

sad panda

Sexual fetish act in which a man punches his partner to give her two black eyes and then ejaculates on the middle of her face. When paired with the anticipated look of disgust, anger, and sadness on her face, she will appear to be a sad panda.

Laura: "I'm thinking of going as a sad panda for Halloween."
Ryan: "I'll come over and help you put your costume on!"

by smiller911 January 10, 2008

Sad Boner

Most likley a male virgin who masterbates voilentley, angerly, aggersevly, rappidly, until monster orgasim forcing the penis to look sad and depperesed.

!. dude whats wrong with you

i went home and had a few sad boners yesterday

2. thanks for blowing me off im just going to have a good old fasioned sad boner today

by arabianpimp27 August 30, 2009