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A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
“She kicked off the day as usual, with three Sara Royales and a story about how she used to be an athlete in High School—it was 10 a.m.”
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A manipulative con-artist archetype characterized by gaslighting behavior, chronic dishonesty, and exploitative relationships. A sara habitually shifts blame onto romantic partners, maintains multiple simultaneous relationships for personal gain, and departs once resources are depleted. The term refers to a behavioral pattern, not to individuals bearing the given name.
“He didn’t realize he was dealing with a sara until his money was gone and the story had changed.”
A manipulative con-artist archetype characterized by gaslighting behavior, chronic dishonesty, and exploitative relationships. A sara habitually shifts blame onto romantic partners, maintains multiple simultaneous relationships for personal gain, and departs once resources are depleted. The term refers to a behavioral pattern, not to individuals bearing the given name.
“He didn’t realize he was dealing with a sara until his money was gone and the story had changed.”
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george- “yeah she’s really stinky tho”
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george- “yeah she’s really stinky tho”
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Origin: The name Sara of Hebrew origin and means "princess". Gender: Sara is typically a feminine name
Person with this name is likely to be very hardworking towards their dreams & have great taste in artistic skills, photography & fashion.
Origin: The name Sara of Hebrew origin and means "princess". Gender: Sara is typically a feminine name
Person with this name is likely to be very hardworking towards their dreams & have great taste in artistic skills, photography & fashion.
Sara is full of creativity!
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