salty sausage

When your fucking a girl and she pisses on your dick then you put it in her mouth or when a girl is giving you a blowjob and you piss in her mouth.

Imma about to give you a salty sausage

by Salty sausage man December 7, 2017

Salty Macdougal

Sucking a dude off when your in the ocean.

This girl gave me a salty macdougal, and the salt water made my dick feel weird.

by Richard MacDougal April 5, 2008

Salty Eye

When you train to absolute failure or at an intensity whereby the perspiration from your entire workout starts to flow into your eye/eyes to the point where you winch in agony.

Yesterday I was pushing for 10 reps on bench press however I couldn't complete my last rep as I got the 'salty eye'.

by Fitnessjunky August 31, 2015

salty nigger

An african american exposed to chilly weather leading ashiness in the pores of their skin otherwise known as their winter salt. This can be related to blacktop during the winter months covered in a fresh dusting of snow also known as the lotion of winter and then the plow trucks come by to make sure they keep that niggertop salty.

"Yo man my main nigga Javon is one salty nigger."-Black friend
"A squirt of lotion could take care of that salty nigger in a hurry!-White friend

by saltyborat December 17, 2010

salty boner

1. a guys junk with crabs
2.a person who ruins a good time(a.k.a. a killjoy)
3.when a male's happy place gets sweaty

Bob: I probably shouldn't have slept with that prostitute.
Rick: Why?
Bob: I think I have a Salty Boner.

Jay: ... and then he fell off the chair!
Evan: Like a vagina!
Jay: Shut up Evan, you're such a Salty Boner.

Dan: I wish I had a towel to wipe my Salty Boner.

by bob_pickle 9 April 30, 2010

salty leave

a split in a relationship resulting in tears

John and Mary's fight ended in a salty leave.

by b_144 November 4, 2013

salty snickers

When, after having anal sex, the person being sodomized sucks the sperm and their own feces off the penis of the person doing the sodomizing.

The term originates from the (alleged) saltiness of ejaculate combined with the chunky brown consistency of feces.

Bob: So you think she loves you?

Jack: I gave her a salty snickers last night and she loved it. She's mine.

Bob: Better run. She'll be wanting to get married next.

by poopfetishist October 23, 2006