put tank in a mall

"Put tank in a mall" is a play phrase for "putang ina mo" which is a Pilipino vulgarity that means fuck your mother.

Often used on Dota 2

Peenoise1: Ako mid
Player2: Put tank in a mall

by Steffu November 4, 2015

putting you off

to not hang out or to lower in priority of things to do/people to meet or talk with.

Person A: Are we still on for the movies tomorrow?

Person B : I'm putting you off till tuesday because I have a doctors appointment

by yoloyolo5454545 October 14, 2013

putting my face on

Putting on makeup

Boy: What is taking so long? We have to be there in 10 minutes.
Girl: Why don't you calm the fuck down! I'm putting my face on.

by catfish2124 September 26, 2013

Putting the mustache on the unicorn

When you send a phrase to urban dictionary from three different accounts to get it published

My definition wasn't good enough so I'm putting the mustache on the unicorn

by WillyDickCox April 11, 2015

i put both

i put both

i put both:evilsmile

by Shuttsies January 18, 2004

put dressing on that salad

Combining felching with salad tossing

Put some dressing on that salad, beeyatch.

by Mr Hypocrite April 29, 2004

put me in the car

Asking your homie to hook you up with his girlfriends best friend.

"Aye bruh what's up with Tina homegirl..."PUT ME IN THE CAR"

by Sky the P June 27, 2015