1. (music) A short contrapuntal composition for two voices, typically by J.S. Bach.
2. (slang) The act of taking an enormous dump, then returning 10 minutes later to complete the mission.
2. (slang) The act of taking an enormous dump, then returning 10 minutes later to complete the mission.
• “Bach wrote 15 famous two-part inventions.”
• “Sorry I’m late, I had to perform a two-part invention.”
• “Sorry I’m late, I had to perform a two-part invention.”
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Private parts are these things that people in those porn website displays, and they do weird stuff with them in those porno vids.
by EMD F59PHI August 12, 2024

- *2nd Gen.*
Everything was still peaceful, sort of. Until Utmv's fate was traced. Wolf was not the owner anymore, and JerryCookies, had replaced him, until wolf posted a file, containing the game's source code, which supposedly had a trojan + a keylogger in it, but there are rumors saying that it never had any of those, and it was only a fact spread to manipulate the community users. Wolf could no more be trusted, but within two weeks, the staff created a brand new page for the project, since it's original creator wasn't trustworthy, and people wouldn't like the game to be cancelled only because of one person, they decided to dive even further into developing that project. The new version was called, "UTMV Legacy Version.", as the name suggests, a legacy version of the old game that was first developed by Wolf', but until further notice, the staff required even more members to it's team, since the project was starting to become bigger. And we **finally** had an update containing new skins, new aus, some new implemented features, and some other stuff which made the game more active.
Everything was still peaceful, sort of. Until Utmv's fate was traced. Wolf was not the owner anymore, and JerryCookies, had replaced him, until wolf posted a file, containing the game's source code, which supposedly had a trojan + a keylogger in it, but there are rumors saying that it never had any of those, and it was only a fact spread to manipulate the community users. Wolf could no more be trusted, but within two weeks, the staff created a brand new page for the project, since it's original creator wasn't trustworthy, and people wouldn't like the game to be cancelled only because of one person, they decided to dive even further into developing that project. The new version was called, "UTMV Legacy Version.", as the name suggests, a legacy version of the old game that was first developed by Wolf', but until further notice, the staff required even more members to it's team, since the project was starting to become bigger. And we **finally** had an update containing new skins, new aus, some new implemented features, and some other stuff which made the game more active.
Person 1: Hey Person 2, UTMV is getting remastered! Do you wanna play when it's released in Gamejolt?
Person 2: Yeah, I wouldn't mind had a lot of fun playing it for the first time.
UTMV (Generation 2) Part 1
Person 2: Yeah, I wouldn't mind had a lot of fun playing it for the first time.
UTMV (Generation 2) Part 1
by Kobby Robert Sheldon August 21, 2022
