Highest form of an asskisser, typical white man unsatisfied with himself that he acts black to fit in
by BamHoeBam May 19, 2016
Get the Tyler Parkermug. A middle-class white guy that has no personality but will try to flex their money with every opportunity they have.
by one of those asian kids May 27, 2020
Get the Luke Parkermug. A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.
Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011
Get the Wise-Parker Rule of Threemug. Super sexy man beast loves girls
Called Phoenix
No matter what happens a parker will always fall for
A PHEONIX!!!!!!
Called Phoenix
No matter what happens a parker will always fall for
A PHEONIX!!!!!!
by Powershot9910 January 30, 2018
Get the Parkermug. by whosthatt? July 2, 2023
Get the Parkeremug. friend 1: hey girl guess who i just linked with
friend 2: who
friend 1: d’ante parker!
friend 2: I was just with him last night wtf
“your acting like Dante”
“ I don’t cheat imma parker”
friend 2: who
friend 1: d’ante parker!
friend 2: I was just with him last night wtf
“your acting like Dante”
“ I don’t cheat imma parker”
by Tallheifer3 February 2, 2023
Get the D’ante Parkermug. dany is parker's biggest fan
by busbys January 2, 2021
Get the parker's biggest fanmug.