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Prime and pump

When you fuck with Amazon prime on in the background
Want to come over to prime and pump tonight?
by Toastncheese April 11, 2019
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Prime Being

(n.) A variant of a human that lives in another universe, one that is much more advanced than our lowly and discriminatory society. This leads to all Prime Beings being much more polite than humans. They also have ten "Leading Roles", who have special powers that keep their planet, Haria, in check.

The ten Leading Roles are Light, Wonder, Peace, Love, Inclusion, Acceptance, Joy, Loyalty, Wisdom, and Patience. Ten new Leading Roles are chosen every year.
Person 1: Have you heard the rumors?
Person 2: What rumors?
Person 1: Ara is suspected to be a Prime Being.
Person 2: OMG!
by US-IL December 20, 2024
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OPTIMUS PRIME

Aka Optimus the freaking prime. You may call him daddy prime to make it short, and that´s due to his hotness and ----.
you may also notice his perfect waist and chest.
by notaprius May 11, 2023
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Brain Maximus Prime

Originating from the expanding galaxy brain meme, this term was coined by Justin Wong. Initially a compliment, it has turned into an insult, referring to someone who thinks they are far smarter than they actually are in the context of Street Fighter strategies.
'Yeah, I thought Jaime's Street Fighter tactics were impressive, but turns out he's just another Brain Maximus Prime.'"
by Lina Pung August 5, 2024
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Carlson-prime

A carlson-prime is a ravid, out of his mind person that 5% of the time you can trust him.
guy1: I thought I could trust you
guy2: to bad i'm a carlson-prime
by Mochi Miles April 26, 2022
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Prime Hydration

Shitty ass drink kids overprice and sell at school to make a profit but get it stolen every other day.
Tommy: Yo u want some Prime Hydration?
Kid: Yeah, how much
Tommy: $5
Kid: Suck my balls for $5
by hockeysticks_upmyass November 3, 2022
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