A large wrinkly human mixed with a rodent. Lives in your walls and munches at your pipes and scratches at your walls. No clothing is worn by pipe munchers. Some people occasionally experience pets missing, when they were secretly being taken by the pipe muncher of the house and being raised in the neighborhood as a new pipe muncher. When you are lucky you will see there face and whiskers through your vent. They are in every household, some more quite then others, especially in Florida because of the heat. Try an be friend your pipe muncher tonight! It is a great thing and needs to be known world wide!
by Walter E. Go September 21, 2020
Get the pipe muncher mug.A large wrinkly human mixed with a rodent. Lives in your walls and munches at your pipes and scratches at your walls. No clothing is worn by pipe munchers. Some people occasionally experience pets missing, when they were secretly being taken by the pipe muncher of the house and being raised in the neighborhood as a new pipe muncher. When you are lucky you will see there face and whiskers through your vent. They are in every household, some more quite then others, especially in Florida because of the heat. Try an be friend your pipe muncher tonight! It is a great thing and needs to be known world wide!
by Walter E. Go September 21, 2020
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