slimy stick

When you cum with your penis facing straight up and cover it with cum and rub it on your pet animal.

Joe - "Wanna come over?"
John - "Sorry i need to slimy stick my cat"

by lil tristxn maj April 3, 2019

stick ass

some one with a stick up their ass. Someone who is so focused on following the rules that they often seem to have no sense of humor, no spontaneity, and no desire for fun.

Normal Guy: "Dude! Do you want to come to our sweet party tonight? We're playing pong!"

Stick-Ass: "No. Underage drinking is not something I would like to take part in. Why don't you just follow the rules?"

Normal Guy: "You are SUCH a Stick Ass!"

by gamemaker December 3, 2016

pickle on a stick

A pickle on a stick is when you put a dill flavoured condom on your penis.

"Want to taste my pickle on a stick, bro?"

by Pickleboi890 October 10, 2017

apology stick

the fastest way for a woman to be forgiven by a man...

penis
dick
junk
wang
johnson
schlong
tallywacker....you get the point

I totally forgave jess last night because she sucked my apology stick

by poppamoon9999 March 4, 2011

Potassium stick

A banana

Look at the nerd he brought a potassium stick as a snack.

by King Ving February 9, 2019

Oof Stick

Oof Stick is a word that you can say instead of a dead person. It is another word for a dead person because 'oof' means die/dead and 'stick' because the person has rigor mortis and if stiff like a stick.

That drunk dude just drove his car into a tree and now he's an oof stick.

by Dawn Lloyd March 19, 2023

Quentin stick

An 8' piece of doweling used to keep Quentin Tarantino out of bars featuring the works of local film makers.

Tod: "This festival is going well. Lots of interesting new ideas."
Nick: "Oh man, here comes Quentin. Get the Quentin stick."
Tod: "Get out of here Quentin."

by bloopproof May 7, 2010