November 25

On November 25 you can make out with your bf/gf and no one can say anything about it.

Bf: wanna hang out
Gf: sure why
Bf: because it’s November 25

by chicken.nuggget08 November 23, 2019

Neanderthal November

A celebration of manliness and our natural state in which for the entire month of november, men will grow their beards regardless of age or ability to grow a full beard. Women can participate by not shaving their legs, but this is not required of them.

Guy#1: Hey man, what's up with the beard?
Guy#2: It's neanderthal november, you're not allowed to shave until December 1st or later.
Guy#2: I can't participate, my beard grows really patchy.
Guy#1: No worries, Neanderthal November isn't about beards, it's about being as manly as you can be.
Guy#2: *Throws razor in the garbage*
Guy#1: Now you're getting it. Now let's go pillage a weaker tribe
Guy#2: HUZAH!!!

by Mahmutthole November 2, 2009

November 22

National Grab Ass day!

Girl: Did you just grab my ass?
Boy: It's November 22
Girl: Oh then it's ok

by Saaaaah November 21, 2019

November 4th

November 4th is a day that sweet kind fine🥵 ppl are born on but watch out because if you make them mad they won’t show madness they they will cry and that’s when yo need to run

Person 1: wow she was born on November 4th
Person 2: yeah she’s so kind and sweet but be careful because she can also be a little mean

by that0nelightsk1n September 5, 2020

November 16

November 16 Is National Girlfriends Day. Give Your Girlfriend Anything She Wants.

Babe It’s November 16th.
Here you go babe happy National Girlfriends Day, I Hope you like your present.

by National Days ™ November 15, 2021

November 21

Universal Veg Manchurian Day.

On 21st of the month of November, every intelligent life in the universe is ordered to feast on the brutally underrated dish, The Veg Manchurian with tomato ketchup. This is declared as a respect to The Queen of Manchurian Dynasty on the occasion of her Birthday. Period.

#vwgmunchirianforlife

Random person: it's November 21.
Everyone: LET'S GO HAVE SOME VEG MANCHURIAN Y'ALL!!!

by tvml November 14, 2021

November 18th

November 18th is National Princess Day. Where you dedicate a day to your princess (girlfriend). She deserves it.
Girls whos name start with A, are Special Princess and deserve more. ;)

What day is it?
Its November 18th, National Princess day!

by Your crush loe October 26, 2019