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an abrasion fo mother i wana fuck
son. mom

mom. what
son milf
mom.huh
son.snikering
mom.i know what you mean
son.wait what
mom.come here
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Milf

Milk In Life Fast.
It is a term used for people especially female aged 30+ that enjoy living life to the fullest and are experts in their respectful fields.
by Grants mum December 24, 2020
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Milf

Milf. Brads mum
by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018
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boner milf

Dumb,stupid,cool; If something is super awesome it's boner milf. But if something is just plain dumb it's boner milf.
That show is so boner milf.

Taco Bell is boner milf af!
by looocheli October 6, 2016
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Creamy Fortnite Milf Shredder Tasty Cumshot with Deflation Fuzz

I wish this big rod wouldn't Creamy Fortnite Milf Shredder Tasty Cumshot with Deflation Fuzz so far and so soon.
by (YT) The Sage December 29, 2022
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Montclair MILF

1. A mother of a student that attends the New Jersey school Montclair State University with a status of being fine or hot.
2. A woman age 35 or older that attended Montclair State University as her post-secondary education.
1. “Yo bro, you’ve been to Cedric’s house before? Bro’s mom is hot asf
“Yeah she a Montclair MILF, Cedric gotta hide her”
2. “Damn Professor Reyes is a baddie and she 39 too”.

Professor Reyes a Montclair MILF, she attended here back in ‘02 to ‘06”.
by Pseudohan August 26, 2022
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Almond milf

When you can't digest normal milfs so you go for an almond one ;)

Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"
That almond milf was very useful before the exam!
by jumjumbarsapaani December 10, 2021
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