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Matthew

The Smartass In Your Class. Always Beating You To Your Crush Then Fucking Her
Jeff: Yo Have You Heard Matthew Stole Another Girl And Fucked Her
Guy: That Was My Girl
Jeff: My Bad
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Small ass dick. No girl like a him a big ass pussy
Stop being aa matthew and get up
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My baby! That’s it...that’s the definition. Carry on with your day loves xoxo x-tina
C: Matthew is the best husband ever!
K: Awe I’m so happy for y’all!
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Another word for trash is Matthew
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A charming asian guy has a big d for an asian dude nice,athletic,But he also likes people call him Matty for short
the most favorite he say is I'm your man
Matthew is sexy a gift from god to your ladies out there:)
btw Tap in to Matthew
by MattyMmmdab January 16, 2018
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A dog that barks at clouds if they look like a three. Also a chicken that had four eyes and lives in Narnia.
This dog is barking at a could like a matthew
by Manthefan123 May 10, 2016
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That one guy who wears a few different "Dodge" caps and drives a truck. Matthews are devoted republicans with fluffy tooth brushes but no matter what you can rest assrured that a Matthew will always be your buddy.
Matthew's going up to town.
Tell Matthew to call in our orders.
How may guitars does Matthew have?
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