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Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin

A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!
My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!
by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022
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ass in the morning

omg. it’s ass in the morning what do you want?
by shlaynana May 16, 2023
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It’s not a Friday morning

“It’s not a Friday morning unless you’ve seen Bowie’s ass” referring to David Bowie’s China Girl video. Means that you can only have a friday morning if you’ve seen Bowie’s ass that day.
Ugh I’m so annoyed that it’s not a Friday morning.
by yoko ono March 28, 2019
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Morning dew

The equivalent of morning wood, only for girls. Wetness in the morning caused by horniness.
Dude, she had serious morning dew.
by jsabo November 22, 2009
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amish morning

you will need a tubesock a box of wood screws and a passed out person. fill the tube sock with the screws and start swinging it at the passed out person.
I found my wife in my bed with another man, so i gave them both a amish morning.
by CAPTIAN HERO January 14, 2008
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Morning Wanker

Someone that is irritatingly cheerful at ungodly hours in the morning. Loves the morning so much that it seems they must "wank off" to being awake this early. Can sometimes be condescending about how much they got done while you were asleep.
John: "Hi there, Linda! I got up at 5 this morning to watch the sun rise! I'm so excited to start my day!"

Linda: "That's great you morning wanker."
by intendedforadultuseonly August 20, 2011
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Morning Cash

The 'Ring of Fire' one experiences after a night of intense Vindaloo consumption
"Damn it Ted, I think I've set myself up for some Morning Cash tomorrow"
by thecallofthewild June 21, 2007
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