milf lover

Veve ☀️ 🐺

Veve: omg that mom is so hot

Course youd think that, youre a milf lover

by Digjgsj August 07, 2022

Milf waxer

A professional at going down on women and rubbing his bald head in there no no square , for both removing hair and keeping a super shine on his bald head.

How do you keep your head so shiney and smooth? I use that milf waxer.

by Arodnation636 February 18, 2021

Sputnik Milf

There is a plenty suburbs and boroughs in post-soviet countries that are called 'Sputnik' in the name of the first artificial Earth satellite. There are many drunken and funny milfs walking here and they looks like weird due to their overmakeupping. So if someone is overdozened with cosmetiques and make up and drunken or looks like drunken and not young , so she/he could be called like Sputnik Milf

- What's wrong with that woman?
- ???
- She has two pairs of lips: own and drawn makeup one!
- OMG! SHE IS SPUTNIK MILF!

by KlausBorski June 17, 2022

Milf whip

Mom ride; the type of car a hot mom would drive.

Damn, did you see Jennifer driving around in that milf whip?

by Kountrackula May 21, 2021

movember milf

A hot, older cougar, which partakes in Movember and has stopped shaving her mustache for this.

Look at that hot Movember MILF, I could caress her mustache all day.

"She's such a Movember MILF, I love that it tickles when I kiss her!"

by Milfyway November 15, 2013

Milf cupcake

A badass chick. One of the most beautiful people you’ll ever meet. Incredible green eyes, and legs that don’t stop. She has a great sense of humor, is always willing to laugh with y

You should get yourself a milf cupcake, you’ll have the time of your life

by Fireside-94 September 28, 2022

Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019