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Baby Mama

A woman who has a child out of wedlock with a man. She may or may not be in a relationship with the man, but most of the time, she's not. She may think she has some sort of postion or leverage in the man's life, just because she had a child with the man, but all she is, is a baby mama, nothing else. Some baby mamas use the child as a pawn or weapon to "get what they want" from the child's father, IE: money, food, sex, etc. If the man is in a realtionship with a woman who has no children, the baby mama may become jealous and cause baby mama drama.

A stereotype associated with baby mama's is they are poor, lazy bitches who trapped the man into getting her pregnant or tricked him by saying she was on the pill, thinking the man would pay her way in life just because she has a child with him. Not all baby mama's are like that. The majority of them just act like they can control the man just because they had a seed with them, and make it difficult for the man and threaten to take the child away or sue for more child support if the baby mama doesn't get her way.
Damn, there go Jayro's baby mama. That bitch is always trying to get something from him.

Yo, did you hear about Reggie's baby mama? That bitch got an extra $600 a month from him in child support, now he broke as a joke!!

I don't mess with Mookie anymore. Ever since his baby mama found out about us being together, she won't stop calling him.

I'll never be a baby mama. I'm wifey material, and a man ain't gon get me pregnant without marrying me first!!!!

Man, my baby mama talking crazy. That bitch said if I don't come over and give her some money, I won't be able to see my son.

Bitch, you just a baby mama. If he really loved you, you'd be his wife.
by LBankso October 30, 2007
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Joe Mama

If you’re here today, chances are that you’ve been subjected to this brilliantly planned insult. It is derived from the popular saying Yo Mama.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
Scenario one:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*

Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
by dylanthedino October 30, 2019
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Money Mama

A female with the cash that makes men attracted to her.

The female version of sugar daddy.
"That girl, what a money mama!"

"I want some of that"

"Hey baby, wanna be my money mama?"
by Crazy Word Bitch September 23, 2009
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hotdog mama

A skinny guy who enjoys sleeping in the flaps or folds of a very fat woman.
Dave loves sleeping with the mother in law, he loves the hotdog mama
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
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puff mama

Mrs. Puff's jail name
Donna: Hey Puff Mama, what's today's grub?
Mrs. Puff: Hi Donna, chili, same as always.
by Puff madre December 12, 2016
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Hog Mama

Hog Mama is a semi-mythical creature whose origin revolves around trucker lore in Prescott Arizona. Hog Mama is said to be a disfigured woman who originated in New Jersey but later became a semi truck driver and crashed into Watson Lake. Legend says Hog Mamas lair is in the Bradshaw Mountain range by Mount Union where she wills Javelinas into existence. Hog Mama supposedly can control all the Javelinas in and around Prescott Arizona.
Honey get my gun, Hog Mama is howling tonight.... HERE SHE COMES ("YEEEEEEEE")
by nobaker December 20, 2019
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lick mama

A female that licks. Usually referring to salt. Originated on The “Good Mythical Morning” Youtube show.
Lick Mama Nicole. “Lick daddy Dan and Lick Daddy Dale, comin’ over the hill Salt in a pale.”
by Max Delta April 30, 2020
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