by M1.. July 3, 2021
Get the lewis harveymug. by Some guy who knows all January 4, 2022
Get the Lewis tiptonmug. No mere mortal possesses the name.
Derived from the heart of Gods Country - Wales, Lewys was the name of the legend known today as The Welsh Barber.
Derived from the heart of Gods Country - Wales, Lewys was the name of the legend known today as The Welsh Barber.
by The Welsh Barber November 22, 2021
Get the Lewysmug. Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
by anonymous November 26, 2023
Get the Gail Lewismug. by sexymysteriousgirl November 23, 2021
Get the Lewismug. a boy with uncanny amounts of testosterone who is passionate about darts at pob and his most prized durag. caught whizzing round on a bike in the late hours in Torremolinos and made popular for his reactions to countless mugshots being taken of him
lewis: malaga version: "mate what you fuckin doing mate i dont want you fucking kiwi i just wanted to go pob for some darts
by Bigger than average dog February 28, 2024
Get the lewis: malaga versionmug. This person is very rare to find. Once you find him he will make your world so much better. He'll make you smile even when you wanna cry. Once you find someone like Lewis, hold on and do not let go. I myself was lucky enough to find lewis and my life hasnt been the same since
There is no one better than lewis
by skerttttt August 28, 2021
Get the Lewismug.