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lauren waldeck

An extremely eccentric individual.

You can't live with her and you can't live without her.
She can make any guy lose his shit, simply by smiling at him.

She often plays hard to get but she's worth the chase.
"I saw the way you looked at 'Lauren', man. You're crazy about her, aren't you!"
"I can't even think straight when i'm around her, dude. I think i'm in love. I'm in love with 'Lauren Waldeck."

LAUREN: A beautiful girl who makes you go weak at the knees.
by _-_somebody_-_ April 11, 2017
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Lauren Dream

A dream in which the dreamer commits gruesome murder of friends/loved ones. Lauren Dreams are common amongst seemingly innocent people with hidden psychotic thoughts and tendencies. The term was coined by Dr. Lauren whose dream journal cataloged a series of murderous episodes involving friends, roommates, and parents. Dr. Lauren admits that her dream journal inspired her actions of dressing up as a clown, sacrificing 4 chickens, and killing two innocent, paraplegic children at the local Chucky Cheese. She then proceeded to lead police on a three-state chase where she was apprehended by police and later transferred to Arkham Asylum.
It is often said that Ted Bundy's actions were inspired by a Lauren Dream.
by Dr. Lauren March 18, 2021
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Lauren K. A.

The most beautiful girl in the world. The girl that you think of all the time and wish she was with you. The one that can put you either in the best mood of your life, or the worst mood you could even imagine. The one girl that you would do anything for, even if that means forgetting as best as you can, your love for her, even as hard and as much pain you'll be in after. The girl that you'll wait for, as long as your love isn't played with.
"Dude, why don't you ask her out?"
"She's Lauren K. A."
"And? She likes you"
"I can wait"
"no, you can't dude!"
"I'll do anything for her, so I will."
by IloveU August 12, 2012
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lauren king

Look over there, its lauren king. She is so moist
by rolfandjimmy123 August 9, 2015
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lauren cold

lauren cold is beautiful on the outside. however once you meet her, she bullies you about your outfits and what you wear. don’t trust a lauren cold whatever you do!
person 1: *wears buttons on buttons*
lauren cold: ew what are you wearing!
by iamyourdadddy May 8, 2019
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ralph lauren

A brand that used to be exclusive, until things went too far and every Tom, Dick and Harry started buying its products.
Phony Chinese imitations are partly to blame for the downfall of ralph lauren.
by MKBauers October 9, 2006
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lauren

she's such a lauren
by lauren peckham April 19, 2017
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