Knock me up

To wake up or to pick up a person

Sure, Knock me up when you get here

by Headdie March 27, 2023

Poon Knocker

Whore, Slut, Harlot, Hussy, Jezebel.

That chick's a poon knocker!

by Sancho198428 October 16, 2008

Sponge knocking

A person is sponge knocking if they say that they tried to pay a debt to another person, but lied about it.

Person 1 "Man I tried to pay you...knocked on the door....no answer"
Person 2 "Oh yeah? Knocked all night at my door...was in all night, were you knocking on the door with a sponge?" Hence called sponge knocking. "I was accused of sponge knocking...but i really tried"

by AK169 September 18, 2011

snot knocker

A child, more specifically a child with a cold/runny nose.

I think I caught a cold from that little snot knocker.

by Scrotie_McBoogerballs September 28, 2011

Shell Knocking

When your girlfriend isn't around, so you decide to have sex with a turtle.

"Did you hear about Dave? He went Shell Knocking since Cathy's out of town!"

by TRSnakeEyes March 1, 2015

Melody Knock

An independent sassy black c*ck loving women, who's most excited when watching noddy and giving out as much sass as possible. Commonly spotted in the hills of Gloucestershire. Approach cautiously as she may be small but she has one hell of a boob punch.

"That girl is one Melody Knock" , "That is the sassiest women ever, some would call her Melody Knock" , "Tits mgee is one hell of a Melody Knock". And so on ......

by Sassafras Tits Mgee March 3, 2015

goobie knockers

The dopest kid in the squad.

Goobie knockers is the shit.

by Mattyice710 November 16, 2015