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Wet Knob

Secretion from the urethra (piss-pipe) that accumulates under the foreskin and emits a chessy odour if the individual has not taken care of their personal hygiene. Similar to 'wet tail' in rodents.
Joanne gagged as Lionel revealed his wet knob and demanded she suck it.

Your wet knob stinks more than my queef!

"Oi Phil, get your wet knob off my clean sheets, you bitch", yelled Robert
by Emma & Jo September 26, 2006
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boaby knob

A complete bullshitter, beyond a mere simple boaby or knob
That Frank McKenna's a fucking boaby knob
by Steven McCrory September 17, 2003
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she wants my knob

when a girl wants someones knob (dick)
how hot is she yeh she wants my knob
by William Shannon May 11, 2003
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Steak & knob er day

This is the opposite of Valentine's day. During this period of time, any male is entitled to complimentary fallatio, penis cleaning, and a charred piece of cow flesh.
Dude! Did you celebrate Steak & Knober day? My knober was off the hook!!
by hits December 7, 2003
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get my knob polished

When a male submits his penis for oral sex (fellatio). "Knob" is a slang word or euphemism for head of the penis (glans); "get polished" (polished) implies agitation or rubbing, in this case full sexual excitation of the dick head.

When the male's penis head is swollen or engorged by oral sex, he has had his knob polished. In actuality, though, "get my knob polished" has come to mean "get a blow job" with the hope of orgasm included.

The term is not to be confused with "dip my wick," another penile reference that usually implies penile-vaginal or even penile-anal sex.

A person who does not orally polish the knob but instead leaves it messy with saliva and/or pre-ejaculate is a knob slob.
1. --"I want to get my knob polished soooo bad!"

--"Don't look at me, bro. Find your own head."

2. --"I like to polish his knob 'til it's real shiny and red!" - one of the "two gay guys from Jersey" (Fred Armisen, Bill Haider) on TV show Saturday Night Live.
by al-in-chgo June 16, 2011
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cheesy knob

Where ones knob becomes overloaded with white stuff, using occuring round the helmet area of ones dick, and usually smelling of beef minichips
smell that ya cheese knob
by stinkin fart March 14, 2004
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Bomb Knob

Knob is when I girl gives you a hand job. And if it's bomb it means its "amazing" or the shit.

Like bomb Chron = amazing marijuana
"Man she gave me some Bomb Knob in the washroom at bob's party"
by Jose Maradiaga May 7, 2008
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