Skitty Kitty

The act of compulsively getting wired on coffee first thing in the morning, so you can jack-off to work-out cable television programs before you go to work.

Sabo witnessed me getting skitty kitty every morning. He would tilt his head in a knowing way and make the sound "ewpf".

by JB March 12, 2003

retard kitty

A really stupid kitty or cat who will act like it's retard owners by walking into doors, eating crap and shitting all over the floor.

man1:Ha ha! look at that retard kitty! its so stupid!
man2:ha ha yeah! hey thats connors cat!
man1: ha ha! connors a retard!
man2:ha ha!

by abz-kat July 31, 2006

kitty muncher

a lesbian.

Alice is a kitty muncher, she enjoys having sex with women.

by Tingle Likes Rupees August 5, 2014

Kitty-pie

Along the same lines as cutie-pie or sweetie-pie, meaning CUTE+SWEET as PIE. Cat lovers began the "meow" movement, meaning they like something or are being sweet and or cute when they meow. So KITTY-PIE is how cute something or someone is, in "meow speak".😻

You're such a kitty-pie, snuggling up to me like that.

by Mac92007 February 9, 2019

sticky kitty

A pussy that sticks to the wall like the commonly known hero, Spider-man.

Damn that girl got a sticky kitty

by sticky kitty February 27, 2018

smack the kitty

an extreme trampoline manover that requires the daredevil to land a back flip and then flail legs around wildly three times, followed by a drunken noodle.
other tricks include...
the cat woman
bird flip
hit by a cannon ball
and
extreme transmorthathon, which is for professionals only

"let's go smack the kitty"
"you want to smack the kitty with kyle?"
"BOOM!--AHHHHH!"

by kknelson April 7, 2008

kitty-castration

Testicular theaving of the 3rd degree.
Taking of a kittens testicle.
A delicasy in china.

Kitty-castration also known as gettint a kitty fixed.

by Stony/Shaggy January 8, 2005