Kentucky log splitter

When you are having anal sex and the female takes a shit, and the turd (log) is split in two by the penis, just like a log splitter.

I was banging Kendora last and she shit while I was in her ass.

Ooh, the classic Kentucky log splitter, you better make sure you clean that dog pretty good.

by Biggenlover69 October 8, 2014

Kentucky musket loader

A sexual act, typically performed in the Appalachian region, whereas the male half retrieved his wad of chewing tobacco from his mouth, places it in the rectal holster of the female, and the proceeds to pack it in with his penis.

“I just used the shitter after my cousin Bonnie Sue, and her shit smelled like wintergreen chew. She must’ve gotten a Kentucky musket loader last night!”

by Dirtydog225 August 20, 2019

Kentucky Q-Tip

Ejaculating into a woman's ear, usually unexpectedly.

Ashley was being a real bitch last night, so while she slept i gave her a Kentucky Q-Tip.

by alpharay January 8, 2016

kentucky fried cum

When you are fucking the blackest chick and you pull a drum stick out of the Colonels bucket and shove it up her vaginal bucket, making her scream and curse the Colonel's name as she splooshes onto that hunk of meat.

Dude, I'm not sure if Shaniqua will forgive me after I gave her a Kentucky fried cum. Still worth it.

by Joshiwan July 29, 2017

kentucky horn battle

Used to describe a particularly difficult situation.
Especially but not limited to:
Total network or programming failures.
Dealing with a new puppy dog.

Daughter: "Mom, Its a real Kentucky Horn Battle in here!"

Mother: "lol wut?"

by Sagemassa February 28, 2009

Kentucky long rifle

The male begins anal intercourse to loosen the asshole. After that is accomplished, he then stands at the other side of the room while the female is still bent over. He cocks the nerf rifle with one bullet and shoots it into her asshole. (Anal sex with the female after the bullet has entered is optional but highly recommended)

She wanted to spice up the relationship so I surprised her with my Kentucky long rifle.

by JakeGebhartUK69 November 13, 2016

kentucky anal blaster

The Kentucky anal blaster is when you pour an entire container of KFC gravy in her butthole, and when she farts all the gravy spews out.

Tom "did you hear about when Dave gave Katy a Kentucky anal blaster"
James "Yeah, I heard it was a really mess"

by Kentucky Anal Blaster January 28, 2017