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Karen

Usually middle aged woman, Known for either demanding the kids in a divorce or to have a parley with the CEO

There is seldom a Karen that isnt a fucking bitch but hey, there are plenny nice women

please let me see them its been a decade
My bitch wife Karen took the fucking kids, the whore
by Egg-Bongwater March 8, 2019
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Karen is like water in poor African counties not there and dry. Don’t make plans with this wan She is so flakey she is as flakey as dry lips in winter. It’s not all bad but she only smells like almond milk 98% of the time. The only popsicle thing about her if her positive HIV account.
Karen .......run
by Jakehateskaren March 7, 2019
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she took my kids away, karen please come back, i still love you
karen: i'm leaving you ben
ben: karen??? what did i do, please no... COME BACK
by campgirl is real January 6, 2019
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Karen a middle age women who takes the kids the house and the dog she will call the manager on anyone and she is probably racist.
Person 1: Hey why aren't your kids with you.
Person 2: Karen and i got divorce and she took the kids.
by Karentookthekids12 May 4, 2019
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Karen is a girl who might come off as average, quiet or a mystery. But you might see her around some of the popular kids. But she doesn't like them. She also may have a bit of OCD, and can be very psychic at times. Like VERY. She also tends to have a lot of crushes and tends to admire them from a distance. But she gets over them pretty quickly. And if you choose to be her friend. Like an actual friend, she'll be loyal to you forever. Although, Karens don't tend to care about anything at all. But they're not depressed. They're just simply bored with everything all the time. They also get sick of eating. Karens like to eat candies and pastries
Karen- Oh look its my breakfast
Friend-Karen that's a candy rapper
by &-nobody$ December 12, 2018
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She is usually found speaking to the manager. Do not enrage her.
by Karens dead kid November 5, 2019
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Mother of three annoying children, soccer mom, wants to talk to your manager, toxic feminist, bob haircuts, always has a starbucks cup, took the kids, vegan, anti-vaxx, flat-earther and believes healing crystals with save her children
"don't look now, a f**king Karen just walked in."
by epicminecraftgamer2008 May 29, 2019
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