The Fishy Juan

When you're done finger banging a broad with a smelly pussy then you go swipe underneath your buddy's nose.
My friend fell victim to the Fishy Juan.
by Not Mancow July 09, 2014
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Juan Pablo Avilés

The hottest guy you will ever come across
"Look, he is so hot"
"he must be Juan Pablo Avilés"
by winothegreatest May 21, 2024
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Juan Antonio

Juan Antonio Is a very kind guy when he wants to be one. He is very funny and will never fail to make you laugh, and his name is definitely Hispanic. Juan can be very flirty, which may make you doubt his loyalty. But he is also very sweet and will always be there if you need him. If you even meet a Juan Antonio, be sure to keep him beside you.
Girl 1: yesterday I met this guy I really like! He’s funny and nice, but he flirts so much with other girls!
Girl 2: he sounds like a Juan Antonio
by anonymous shithead May 17, 2022
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Juanning

to lie about anything; compulsive lying.
Alfonso: Oh my god bro, that foo Juan keeps Juanning about his job and carbon fiber hood. He doesn’t even have a job or a car he’s just flexing his brother’s stuff.

Marc: Yeah bro he’s always Juanning.
by gutzrud29 February 01, 2025
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Juan Lugo

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Juan Creepy

causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease by a highly unstable person.
"You get creepy, then you get Juan creepy!"
by Th3Herbalist June 17, 2021
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juan vela

a person who is super nice only to annoy you and play a con perhaps.

Typically a Spaniard or someone who comes from Spain.
Juan Vela's or Juan Vela'd is the act of being conned and annoyed by someone of hispanic origin.
The Spaniards are well known for being bullshit artists but they are also annoying at it.
The people of South America had been Juan Vela'd out of their Gold under the pretense that it was going to a God.

A business partner is a Juan Vela and conned all of his friends into giving him money, and then was annoying about it.
by StartUper June 14, 2018
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