Knob Jockey

A.K.A. Alan Scott, currently resident of Dorchester

That bloke as a Scotty

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

Sync Jockey Behaviour

A form of exaggerated and attention-seeking performance, typically characterised by excessive dance moves, theatrical gestures, and the use of gimmicks such as masks. This behaviour is enabled by the aid of the sync button doing the work of DJing. This behaviour often serves as a distraction from a lack of talent, relying on spectacle rather than talent of being to DJ to engage the audience. Perpetrators of this behaviour are known as a Sync Jockey (SJ).

Look at them throwing their hands in the air, with those silly dance moves, and hiding behind a mask, classic Sync Jockey Behaviour

by Van da man February 22, 2025

Chicken Jockey

A fuckin epic ass phrase Steve (Jack Black) states as a baby zombie rides a chicken in A Minecraft Movie.

Garret: "You want me to fight the chicken?"
Steve: "Chicken Jockey!"

by JPster1 April 24, 2025

Chicken Jockey

A trend where moviegoers would scream a line from "A Minecraft Movie" and trash up the Movie Theatre.

The crowd screamed "Chicken Jockey!" and began throwing trash and concessions all over the theater.

by Blast The Baja April 14, 2025

Knob-jockey

Someone or something that rides a dick like a pro horse rider. Man, women, toy doll or koala bear, anyone can be a Knob Jockey

She whipped me into shape like Frankie Dettori. The bird was a proper Knob-jockey

by Peaspeanuss July 13, 2023

Knob jockey

A man who hypothetically rides the cock of others so much it's like his job similar to how a jockey rides a horse

Holy shit Ben is such a knob jockey,look he gave Steven and Paul a pack of sweets again today

by Nigward 2 November 30, 2019

Volt-jockey

An incompetent electrician, often one whose work may be potentially dangerous.

We had to get our whole house rewired since the last electrician was a regular volt-jockey.

by Mr Hazmat September 1, 2025