Random Jessica is a girl that would do anything you tell her to do and would listen to you going on about history and tanks as long as you feed her sushi. Random Jessica LOVES sushi.
by Notapsycho aka Taps April 24, 2021
Get the Random Jessicamug. A beautiful girl that will love you and care for you so if have a crush on a girl named Jessica and last name Davies ask her out ❤️
by Lolisbomb November 8, 2019
Get the Jessica daviesmug. jessica is an amazing girl. she is soo unique and beautiful. some people are mean to her but their assholes. she gets a lot of bullshit from some people but she deals, and she keeps being amazing. jess deserves an amazing guy that will treat her right and that she can be happy with. she is so cool and sweet. she always makes me smile and i wish she was my neighbor. oh and she loves mikes hard lemonade, and she can dance, and play softball and jus be totally AWESOME. i jus fucking love her sooo fucking much. and ill never leave her.
by hugo<3'sjess August 19, 2009
Get the jessica melansonmug. A dirty Jessica is when you actually dropped your phone in the toilet and it lands right next to the poop you just got done pushing out
by Pin head larry the 3rd July 19, 2020
Get the dirty jessicamug. Originally created by a gal from Montreal that would engage with anyone on any serious topic, negotiating back and forth up until the point of having a verbal contract or agreement before saying "We'll see... we'll see how it goes." thus negating any accountability or responsibility to pretty much the entire discussion.
I totally had the car picked out, color, tires, financing options, then dropped the Jessica terms on the guy and walked out.
by FrustratedSam September 4, 2012
Get the Jessica termsmug. the nastiest most evil bitch you will ever meet. if you ever happen to come across a jessica zevallos you should run immediately. also her pussy stanky.
person 1: “bro did you see jessica zevallos at school today”
person 2: “yeah bro she was wearing her ugly ass biker shorts again”
person 1: OMG THEY GIVE HER SUCH A BAD CAMEL TOE
person 2: “yeah bro she was wearing her ugly ass biker shorts again”
person 1: OMG THEY GIVE HER SUCH A BAD CAMEL TOE
by anonymous.shhhh July 31, 2020
Get the jessica zevallosmug. Danny and Jessica are two unique forces, equally powerful but when together they become the last unknown and most powerful infinity stone. Limitless potential. Immortal and the best looking couple to swagger down the street since Brad and Ange
"Whoa, look at those two.... they are so Danny and Jessica"
"Hey baby, so I been thinking... we are pretty much Danny and Jessica so we should start dating. What chu think?"
"Hey baby, so I been thinking... we are pretty much Danny and Jessica so we should start dating. What chu think?"
by Deathproofsince84 September 21, 2020
Get the Danny and Jessicamug.