Random Jessica is a girl that would do anything you tell her to do and would listen to you going on about history and tanks as long as you feed her sushi. Random Jessica LOVES sushi.
by Notapsycho aka Taps April 24, 2021

by Season with dill January 31, 2020

jessica is an amazing girl. she is soo unique and beautiful. some people are mean to her but their assholes. she gets a lot of bullshit from some people but she deals, and she keeps being amazing. jess deserves an amazing guy that will treat her right and that she can be happy with. she is so cool and sweet. she always makes me smile and i wish she was my neighbor. oh and she loves mikes hard lemonade, and she can dance, and play softball and jus be totally AWESOME. i jus fucking love her sooo fucking much. and ill never leave her.
by hugo<3'sjess August 19, 2009

A dirty Jessica is when you actually dropped your phone in the toilet and it lands right next to the poop you just got done pushing out
by Pin head larry the 3rd July 19, 2020

by Jespec October 17, 2011

by Jessica362727 November 5, 2020

A Jessica Munro is where you cooked yourself dinner, particularly salmon with mustard, you don't clean up after yourself because Mum will clean it up and get angry at your Dad because he didn't help.
by boogermandingo June 9, 2014
