The act of growing a creeper-stache in order to scare children around Christmas time. (also works to frighten in-laws).
"Mommy Mommy...thats not Santa! He's SCARY!"
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."
by sterile_babe111 December 4, 2013
Get the Christmas Mustache mug.Steve: "You gonna get some holiday fanny this Christmas, Tom?"
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."
by The Mumbling Manchildren April 21, 2018
Get the Red Christmas mug.While a woman is giving birth you proceed to pour cocaine into her vagina and sniff the powder off the newborn along with other birth fluids
by Boss o neill May 6, 2021
Get the Mexican Christmas mug.by Squeedely Teets June 17, 2020
Get the Christmas Butt mug.It is a term for avoiding the use of the lords name in vein, while still expressing yourself
#staywholey
-if you say Jesus Christ you're going to H E double hockey sticks
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-if you say Jesus Christ you're going to H E double hockey sticks
by Spicy Jellyfish November 24, 2021
Get the Jesus Christmas mug.A sometimes fatal state of god-awful sadness and defeat which occurs in the hearts of many young Homo sapiens in the few the days after Christmas morning, instigated by the realization of the fact that 364 days lie between the victim and the next Christmas break. Another cause may be the discovering that the only event to look forward to is school starting again. No cure has been found.
Mom: George, where is my other son, Harry?
George: Mom! I was just about to tell you, George has locked himself up in his room because of his extreme case of Christmas-Mourning!
Mom: Oh God. There's nothing we can do now.
George: Mom! I was just about to tell you, George has locked himself up in his room because of his extreme case of Christmas-Mourning!
Mom: Oh God. There's nothing we can do now.
by Grahamcracker5987 December 27, 2013
Get the Christmas-Mourning mug.Brendan: It was so wet and muddy at the camping ground.
Jack: I was trying to set up my tent and it was no Christmas dinner.
Jack: I was trying to set up my tent and it was no Christmas dinner.
by Hooch93 August 12, 2010
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