cave mountain goat

A cave mountain goat, also known locally as “McDougal’s Pygmy Cave Goat” is found primarily in dry caves in Northeast Missouri. Ranging in size from 0.6-0.7, they are known for their carnivorous diet, shy but intelligent nature, and outstanding night vision. Very rare, they were placed on the federally listed endangered species list in 2015, with an estimate of only 2,300 remaining.

Watch out for the viscous cave mountain goat behind you!

by Northeast MO Wildlife Society September 25, 2019

No cave painting no proof

Used when a picture has been given as proof but you feel you need more proof or you just want to win an argument.

Guy: Dude you are so gay!
You: Bro no I am not.
Guy: Yes, you totally are.
You: No pic no proof!
*Guy presents picture of you having gay sex*
You: That wasn't me!
Guy: Yes it was!
You: No cave painting no proof!
Guy: Damn, I guess it wasn't you.

by Initial Definition May 27, 2015

Corn cave commando

1. Someone who likes discovering corn during anal sex.

2. A fag

Arthur loves being a corn cave commando with his Spanish boy toy.

by unscarred77 September 29, 2010

underwater cave diving

The simultaneous act of carefully performing a hand stand while giving analingus.

I heard that girl Jaquanda will do anything in the sack. That dude Rodney from down the street said he went underwater cave diving last night!

by 1628Rex January 30, 2009

sweet potato cave

A sweet potato with a hole cut out filled with butter.

I can't believe you've never had a sweet potato cave!

by Deathnote L April 24, 2014

man cave

I would guess that this would be a puerile diversion that is a temporary regression to the psychosexual stage of development known as latency (the ages between 5 or 6 to the time of pimples and interest in girls) with the upper middle class and above. You would need a house with space for a possible knockabout mannish place where lace is not allowed.
This would offer a respite from events that are stressful and jettison to a time when the demands of adulthood morph to the days you hung signs on clubhouses, " No Grils Aloud."

Hunter threw Sissy out of the man cave when she came in to quiet down the ruckus of Brady's last touchdown pass"

by redrum67 December 28, 2013

cave man sex

2 men rubbing there penises together like a caveman starting a fire

lets go hav cave man sex in that alley back there

by dicy 132 November 5, 2008