Hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast

analogous to a prostitutes libido juxtaposed to a BBQ grill loaded with hot dogs.

Dang, it's hotter than a hooker at a weenie roast out here!

by Junior Jelly Giant June 05, 2018

hooker mike

Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK

Hooker mike got arrested by a cop, no blowy, but a jail sentence.

by Vaginas are gross August 05, 2022

Man hooker

A guy who fucks a lot of girls

Kendall is a man hooker

by 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 November 20, 2020

Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014

Hooker holler

The manner in which to pick up hookers using the holler "yee-yee"

Bro #1: yo is that a hooker walking over there?
Bro #2: yeah give her a hooker holler.
Bro #1: yee-yee
Bro #2: yeah here she comes.

by Phatkiddpk May 07, 2022

Hooker flag of union

A retarded ass meme

Levi keeps talking about hooker flag of union he's mentally retarded

by Jewishharley October 13, 2017

Sunday Hooker

Someone who is ugly or when you look bad.

Mary: How do I look?
Joe: You look like a sunday hooker.

by burning_bush June 12, 2010