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I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
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Mr. Fats

Mr. Fats, Lowkey BEST dog in the ENTIRE world. Mckayla's dog is the best. Yes, everyone wants THEIR dog to be the best because its their dog and they love them very much. BUT NO! MR. FATS IS THE BEST SO YALL SHUT UP!
"Mr. Fats should be Number 1 dog in my opinion! - Love, Trinity."
by TrinxBaku June 25, 2021
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Mr. Lopez Farts

by Mr lopez February 28, 2024
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noun

A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.
After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.
by lucky-cat-generator February 11, 2025
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