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Halmich Farm

There's an abandoned house on the edge of the land belonging to Halmich Sod Farms in Michigan. From a distance it just appears as an average, run down, forgotten household. However as you get closer, you start to get a skin-crawling feeling. Inside the house, stuff is thrown everywhere, tossed and turned up. Old medical supplies and a book on surgical procedures sit out on the kitchen sink. It's even rumored that the kids bedroom has human remains.

It's likely that this house belonged to a local psychopath. Can only imagine the horrors this building has seen. Completely hidden from everyone, beware....
*On the far edge of the Halmich Farm... *
Person 1: "It feels wrong, like we're being watched"
Person 2: "Yeah, there's even a bullet hole in the window"
by GOOF... IT March 4, 2025
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content farm

US - 'cɑntɛnt.fɑɹm UK -'cɒntɛnt.fɑ m is a channel or a website that takes someone else's content (usually popular) just to make money—they ruin their shit.
Person A: I saw that this trend on YouTube is now fucked up by content farms.
by THATBASTARDGARY1234 March 29, 2025
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Content Farm

A content farm is a youtube channel that baits kids into brainrot. Some of them have disgusting videos. Some examples of what people make content farms/brainrot out of are, Dandy’s World (a roblox game), Sprunki ( a dead fandom, the game is like Incredibox.) FPE, (another probably dead fandom), and Poppy Playtime (a game that has a whole fandom full of gamers and children).
(insert content farmer name) should set these videos to 18+. The youtube channel I just saw is a content farm.
by Starii~ May 26, 2025
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MP Farm

This is a type of targeter on Roblox Ragdoll Universe that usually isn't very good (most of the time they are Level 25+)
Oh look! It's my favourite MP Farm, oTCMine, that'll be a free 1k MP!
by Xinnomel June 28, 2025
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lightning farm

to stand outside when it’s storming and farm lightning

whoever gets struck wins
Wanna go outside and lightning farm and see who gets struck first?”
by landry nicole August 13, 2025
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Gweilo farm

A place where Gweilo's are taken to be harvested for meat, while their excessive fat is used to make soap. Similar to a Gulag, few Gweilo's make it out alive, which is good, because if they did survive they would likely attempt to re-colonize your country. It is for this reason that Gweilo farms are expanding as a major policy initiative of the East-Asian alliance.
Honey, looks like we're out of meat. I'll head down to the Gweilo farm to pick up some fresh meat for us. They're so much better and cheaper than Trader Joe's!
by Petro-Muranny September 13, 2025
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Fellas.farm

by Scottona. September 16, 2025
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