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Fucking up my Christmas 

(ex) phrase used to colorfully describe an action, person, or other object that causes dismay or frustration.
1. That ho is fucking up my christmas! Bitch took all my money and ran off!

2. Damnit, you're fucking up my christmas!
Fucking up my Christmas by Kanjii September 8, 2004

fucking ass 

a phrase for when something rediclous happens
fucking ass! i just shot my load on my keyboard! SHITFUCK!
fucking ass by niggasense May 1, 2005

fucking minute 

a minute lasting about 20-25 seconds, about the time a loser can stay on top of a girl.
"emma, wait one fucking minute!"

"damn man, it to you a whole fucking minute to do her?"

Fucking Kettle 

Derived(dy/dx) from:
-An old fashioned kettle which was heated by fire
-Fires are up out by firemen
-Firemen give you a thumbs up if you give them a thumbs up
-On a computer if you type a thumbs up you get (Y)
-Which looks a bit like a cunt.
So the term fucking kettle is basically calling someone a fucking cunt.
person 1 - Hey did you see that indie kid?
Person 2 - What a fucking kettle

fucking sushi 

Where you roll a girl up in a blanket and procede to fuck the shit out of her.
“Yeah I walked in and saw him fucking sushi
fucking sushi by Meat mashed April 22, 2018

fucking balls balls balls nigga 

niggas cum in eachothers mouth and u pee in their ass and you all have 74 hours of anal and each one of them rip each others dicks off.
Fucking balls balls balls nigga is so tasty.