Fuck me gran gran

The act of having sex with a 65 + year old.
"Lets go grandma. Time for me to fuck me gran gran"
by Ploptwat May 04, 2022
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don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.
Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'
by Phoro June 12, 2022
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Fuck me off

Ragefacestudios:Fuck me off
Person : thats pretty gay but sure .
by CurvaceousGorilla June 05, 2021
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got me fucked up in this hoe

When a mf buzzin, saying the most questionable shit that makes you think: "Do I kick it with this nigga on the daily or is he a crackhead, but fuck he right fr."
Person 1: Yo nigga I asked a bitch if it was pink and she said fuck you nigga!
Person 2: Gang you got me fucked up in this hoe, the fuck you doing asking a bitch that?
by Nigga55533 April 17, 2024
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Well fuck me dead

an Australian way of expressing surprise
spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf
by raybeez February 11, 2022
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fuck me in the fuck fucker

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fuck me in the fuck fucker?!
by fhbhzvdvs zcxvc May 23, 2021
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Fuck Me Please

When a person begs for sex. But not equal sex, sex where one person is dominant. You wish you could get fucked. But your a filthy virgin.
by Charles Dickens Rodney February 03, 2022
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