hell on la earth

Every 6 minutes some one dies of COViD in LA
Every 10 seconds some one gets contaminated by COVID

I will not be traveling to CA because of HELL on LA earth.

by Never cross a Sheila January 14, 2021

Superior Sapien Ascended Human Of Earth

Superior to the Humans and Ascended beyond Humanity - Mr.T

That man is the Superior Sapien Ascended Human of Earth

by Mr - T November 3, 2023

talk to earth

Saying that someone needs to stop talking to you with such disrespect, or to stop saying something because they are wrong. Essentially telling them to get more in touch with nature (Earth) so they can be more humble and not disrespectful or judgmental.

"Damn bro, are you really wearing fake Jordan's right now?" "Are you blind? My J's are not fake, talk to earth."

by Ender Crowe February 4, 2025

thinnest thing on earth

My patience

According to scientists at Harvard hair is the thinnest thing on earth.

They obviously haven’t seen my patience.

by _some.guy December 28, 2021

Earth contemplation

When a philosopher contemplates the Earth.

Earth contemplation is good for mental health.

by Natural Life April 9, 2021

Earth

A very flat cylinder that floats in the endless galaxy.

Normal person: the Earth is not flat, you idiot

Smart person: no, it’s flat

by Xxx_JohnWickSlayer420_xxX January 17, 2020

Earth Worming

When You find a snake/groundhole hole in the ground and fuck said hole

Me “Bro on me My hips killing me”
Friend “why?”
Me “I found a hole in the ground today and started Earth Worming the shit outta it

by Sir Gunt May 11, 2024