Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

In other words, you're dead no matter what u do. Cause the doctor is coming

by Doc is coming for u February 16, 2020

An Asshole Doctor

When your elderly Aunt argues with your mother about medical stuff and they interject their belief that their doctor is superior to another's.

Mickey, I don't care what you doctor says, I don't need a cardiogram.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.

by Lunchboxx69721 December 18, 2020

Doctor Sparta Smack Backs

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Doctor Sparta Smack Backs

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

The doctor's middle finger

A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.

"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."

by Inlovewithabsol January 9, 2023

Doctor Spock

A type of facial expression, specifically eyebrow movement when you catch your ho lying, cheating, if you will...

... Suspecting that someone has gone "Where No Man Has Gone Before"

My girl came back, said she went to the store, I got all Doctor Spock on her ass

by joeydnewyork February 21, 2020

talk doctorate to me

Slang term used when guys like highly intelligent girls and hear their conversations. Young men that use this term use this as a substitute for "Talk dirty to me", because it is more respectful and overall classier, and compliments the woman on her intelligence and achievements in obtaining her PhD in the field of her choice. Same for the opposite sex.

Guys be like: "Talk doctorate to me, woman."

by BabydollDame22 January 3, 2017

Doctor Degen

A pure degenerate at heart who leads the masses of Elon Musk followers to developing gambling addictions and Doctape usage.

He Yolo'd his entire life savings on Dogecoin? What a Doctor Degen!

by Indigo93 February 20, 2021