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Self Driven

Self motivated. Motivated or driven by yourself.
You are a self driven person, therefore you won't need anyone else to motivate you to do your job!
by My my Austin May 8, 2018
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backseat driver

A person who is sitting in the backseat of the car and is constantly telling the driver what to do.
Hey man you should get in the left lane since your going faster than these other people.
Thanks man, your a good backseat driver and thanks for the tip, I'll get right on that.
by tHe_DarKonE September 18, 2007
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jersey driver

New jersey licensed drivers who drive with a purpose...some may say they are wild and crazy, however that is what they are accustomed to. They lack patience and at times courtesy.
When your driving on the highway and you see people coming flying up, assume its a "jersey driver".

Someone cuts you off...."Jersey driver".
by jerseygirl123 August 15, 2011
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paki driver

the term used to describe any brown skinned driver of south asian origin.

They typically drive a beige or grey Honda or Toyota sedan that is at least 15 years old. You can be 98% sure that if you encounter one of these vehicles, the driver will be a paki.

Other distinctive features include sudden and unexplained bursts of acceleration and deceleration that cause large number of accidents and a general lack of auto insurance. Fortunately paki drivers tend to avoid highways.
My car got hit by 3 paki drivers last year and none of them had insurance.
by great success April 4, 2006
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Cemetery Drive

A fucking brilliant song by the band My Chemical Romance from the album Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge. Truly every song by them is a miracle.
back home, off the run
singing songs that make you slit your wrists
it isn't that much fun, staring down a loaded gun
so i won't stop dying, won't stop lying
if you want i'll keep on crying
did you get what you deserve?
is this what you always want me for?
by Lindsay Nelson May 9, 2005
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derivative

1. In calculus, the slope of a function at a point. It is found by taking the limit of (f(x + h) - f(x)) / ((x + h) - x) where h (also seen as delta x) approaches 0.

Notations for a derivative include dy/dx and f'(x) (f prime of x)

2. The mathematical incarnation of Satan Himself
1.
f(x) = 3x^3 - 4x^2 + 2x -6 //function
f'(x) = 9x^2 - 8x + 2 //first derivative
f''(x) = 18x - 8 //second derivative
f'''(x) = 18 //third derivative

2. Teacher: Today, we're going to do derivatives
Math book, as ceiling clouds over and turns red: MAY THE DEMONIC ARMIES OF HELL MARCH ACROSS YOUR MORTAL PLANE, CREATION CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION AND DRINKING THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT AND-
Math teacher: Change of plans! We're going to rock out to Zeppelin and have a LAN party on the school's sweet new laptops for the next hour!
Students: Hooray!
by Mr. T March 28, 2004
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high wank drive

like "high sex drive" only with a need for masturbation instead of sex
Tadhg: were you wanking again Kevin?
Kevin: leave me alone Tadhg, you know i have a high wank drive!
by wiseguy2505 June 17, 2010
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