a middle aged woman who has not had any action in years and will die alone! and also is beggining to consider becoming a lesbian because no males will have her.
by Conor H June 08, 2007
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Cow punk is a music genre that developed in Dallas's arts district (known as Deep Ellum) in the mid nineties. Influences include punk, country and rock. Similar to psychobilly, but where psychobilly has death metal and goth influences, cow punk is all about fun times, pretty girls and good cars. Jeff Tweedy of Wilco is known as the genius behind the phenomenon. Ryan Adams (formerly of Whiskeytown), the Old 97's, and the Waco Brothers are some other notable cow punk rockers.
Put on your Buddy Holly glasses and big tacky belt buckle - we're going to a cow punk set at the Gypsy Tea Room tonight!
by Kitty January 17, 2005
A 40-65 year old mom from the northern Midwest who used to be petite but then she got fat & saggy, her husband cheated on her, she got divorced, and now she tries to live through her teenage daughter's life. Frequently found in bars gossiping w/ other snow cows and wearing t-shirts with rhinestone martini glasses. Has the social maturity of an 18-year-old. Enjoys: Sitting on Facebook for hours at a time ripping apart innocent girls with her bitchy daughter.
Thank goodness Aschleigh's mom is a snow cow-- she provided all the liquor for last night's underage rager and drank with us! Maybe she'll post pics on her Facebook!
by Cal00000 June 26, 2011