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cooter

really high up somwhere etc.
she got me higher than a cooter
by cracker007 February 6, 2023
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Cooter

Person A: Where's Cooter?
Person B: I dunno, probably making a deal with someone.
by meepobabeepo February 27, 2019
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cooter queefer

a cooter queefer is a person who queefs in their cooter.
person a: damn you got a sweet cooter queefer
person b: thank you, you too!
by i am inside your cooter May 11, 2023
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cooter creaper

someone who will do anything for pussy; one who lurks around girls for some ass
rob keeps staring at my ass, he’s such a cooter creaper
by coots baby May 16, 2018
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tooter in the cooter

If you enjoy ass play but still want to bang your lady at the same time, Tooter in the cooter is the perfect mash-up. This eccentric act is complex to perform, but exciting and rewarding when done right. A large dildo is inserted into the mans ass with little to no lube (depth will vary on the amount of anal meat he wants to present) and then aggressively rips it out of his ass. This will cause anal prolaspe, or pink socking for the non-nedical types.

The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.
At the Pruden poker party Will brought up the new sex position he had tried a couple of weeks ago with the crackwhore down the street. Immediately after Bryan and Amy felt inspired to try the tooter in the cooter.
by Go Balls Deep1 December 2, 2023
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cooter stretching

stretching your cooter to be less tight
“Dude lana rhoades must do some serious cooter stretching on the daily
by giantballslover February 8, 2022
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Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.
It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.
by I’m a virgin 1234 January 29, 2022
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