by Helper May 27, 2005
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These are often the ones found preaching to others on YouTube, or over Facebook, and when rivalled are completely ripped to shreds but still fail to concede. This is a sincere act by them, as they are literally so dumbfoundedly blind to any morsel of rational argument, they can't help but argue back.
I take every opportunity to 'preach' my thoughts to these people.
This is not a digg at the 'true' christians, who do not follow conveniently, but truely.
These are often the ones found preaching to others on YouTube, or over Facebook, and when rivalled are completely ripped to shreds but still fail to concede. This is a sincere act by them, as they are literally so dumbfoundedly blind to any morsel of rational argument, they can't help but argue back.
I take every opportunity to 'preach' my thoughts to these people.
This is not a digg at the 'true' christians, who do not follow conveniently, but truely.
John: Ummm, Jane, why did you get completely drug-fucked and then have unprotected sex with that married man?
Jane: Mrjk I d ho where blo...
John: You're wasted...
Tim: I guess she's one of those convenient christians?
Jane: Mrjk I d ho where blo...
John: You're wasted...
Tim: I guess she's one of those convenient christians?
by Two Guns February 26, 2010
Get the Convenient Christians mug.Possibly the largest group of hypocritical, repressed homosexuals I have ever seen. (I'm not using homosexual as some sort of insult, I just think a lot of them are overcompensating and straight for jesus)
Pride for Father Ted! (He's a fundamentalist christian who hired a gay prostitute to rub his back while he was smoking meth, on his way to his "super church" to preach about the evils of homosexuality)
by Hazard13 July 1, 2008
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Get the Christian Democrat mug.Christian Angelo was creative, funny guy, abnormally smart, caring, and a top achiever from his school. He, Christian loves to play with his dogs, inshort, he's a dog lover. Christian may be your worst friend but he isn't. He is very loyal to his friends, and a trustworthy friend. He is a kind-hearted person to the point that he doesn't fight along with his enemies. But, once you try to reach his limitation, he'll definitely reciprocate the bad thing to you that you did to him. One more thing is that Christian has a secret that nobody knows except for his parents.
He has deep emotion inside of him that he doesn't want to show to the people around him including his friends. Christian is always there at your back, side when you needed him especially when you are feeling lonely, alone in life and has a problem.
Be like Christian, the person who is always right there for you!
He has deep emotion inside of him that he doesn't want to show to the people around him including his friends. Christian is always there at your back, side when you needed him especially when you are feeling lonely, alone in life and has a problem.
Be like Christian, the person who is always right there for you!
by YourBhie June 9, 2021
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Oh there goes Rachel, she isn't allowed to talk to me anymore because I have two mom's and she is a warehouse Christian.
by TracyMichelle February 3, 2019
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