astronaut chicken

A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.

"Let's run into the store and pick up an astronaut chicken, man; I don't want to cook."

by Amythe3lder March 2, 2015

Random Chicken

An elusive software bug

The development team could not track down that Random Chicken

by rune93 October 16, 2014

Urban Chicken

A fowl brought up in the streets of an urban region of the United States, usually associated with a gang of other urban chickens. Caution: These foul can be extremely deadly if approached or attempted to be eaten. If you are attached or marked then you will become "tagged" as one of them forever. Beware!

George: I was walkin' home last night from the train station and came up on a gang of Urban Chickens! I tried to dodge them, but they already saw me and chased me down and pecked their gang sign into my forehead.

Steve: Wow George, I can see the mark on your forehead, it looks like it says UCFL.

George: Yeah, they said it means Urban Chicken For Life and that I am not one of them.

by G Daddy 2008 March 17, 2009

Booty Chicken

A person who is being a butthole but you have to call them something else because butthole is overrated

Stop poking me! Your such a booty chicken!

by Winkler-is-die March 14, 2019

chicken of the woods

An opossum.

Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.

by sterr December 31, 2013

chicken beakin

Forming your fingers into a chicken beakin shape in order to bang a chick to loosen her up

I was chicken beakin this slut just so I could put the tip in

by DChomps August 6, 2018

Boner Chicken

Two men stand across from one another holding the other's flaccid penis. Each commits acts in an effort to arouse the other man. Tactile stimulation is prohibited. All others forms (eg talking, body language, seductive eye contact). The first man to become fully erect looses.

Bro, remember that time you lost Boner Chicken because Mike had that jug of milk?

by BonerChicken November 23, 2018