Carl is a big ass hoe, he has sweat stains, his ankles are also swollen and he eats all the kfc chicken like the big ass bitch he is and he killed our son micheal by sitting on him.
Carl is fat and gay
by Bigbootyadri445 November 28, 2021
Get the Carlmug. by MrYellowTeeth47 April 27, 2024
Get the There goes Carl trying to swindle the city out of fundsmug. by carlsnumber1hater January 28, 2025
Get the carl rodney spencermug. Hi Carls nice to see you again!
by Dallas Cowboy fan🤟🏻💙🤍 June 8, 2020
Get the Carlsmug. Military word used to indicate the typical fuck up that gets the entire platoon in trouble because of his stupidity. He is usually the reason for those 3 hour long safety briefings.
pfc 1: Bro why the fuck is sgt maj still talking? We've been in here for two hours already!
pfc 2: I know man, Carl really fucked up by falling into that active volcano while on patrol. We should fucking haze him...
pfc 2: I know man, Carl really fucked up by falling into that active volcano while on patrol. We should fucking haze him...
by autistic pizza boy May 7, 2019
Get the Carlmug. Carl Rivera is the coolest man, he does anything you ask and he will do it within 24 hrs. Like I told him to fly me out of ukraine and he booked me a private jet to new zealand. such a cool boy
by James Ciao August 28, 2022
Get the Carlmug. 