Carl's Milkshake

While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.

We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!

by Danosue June 6, 2020

Carls

Is a nickname for Carly. Her last name begins with a C. And she lives in Texas.

Hi Carls nice to see you again!

by Dallas Cowboy fan🤟🏻💙🤍 June 8, 2020

Carl

Like its counterpart, Carl is meant to represent the stereotypical name associated with rude, obnoxious and insufferable middle aged white men.

Carl thinks that the world is supposed to revolve around how he feels. His entitled attitude will leave you beyond speechless. They are usually older white men who might drive a minivan and makes up for his loss of testosterone by taking his anger out on random people.

by Dnttrdonme June 28, 2020

Fuck Carl

When poor turtle named 'Carl' is being bullied by server owner, just because he said something abstract (owner didn't like it).

- Why are you so mean with bot Carl ?

- Fuck Carl. I hate him so much !

by discord specialist September 8, 2020

Carl

Proper poes

Carl is a poes

by 072DW September 18, 2020

carl

most stupid and idiot human on earth. Do not be friends with carl. He will cause your suicide. He is not a good person. If u see him, do not approach him. He is dangerous and can affect your brain and your level of intelligence. IQ: -10

ex: heyy look it’s carl!
-omg get away from him!!!!!!!

by ihatecarl.com September 28, 2020

4768 CARLING

In short a fella people look up aspire and wish they were like. chuckleW
Usualy found caving some geezers head in, or nobbing the fitest bird in town while her pal begs to get a portion.
Minted and well dressed a 4768 CARLING represents the pinacle of ladish cool.

Dont look at that geezer over there hes a right 4768 CARLING.
Youll never pull her ud have to be a 4768 CARLING.

by Anonymous August 22, 2003