The neighborhood snitch.
in other words:
A person that watches everything that happens on the block or in the hood. Usually the first person to call the police
in other words:
A person that watches everything that happens on the block or in the hood. Usually the first person to call the police
Person a: Aye mane, that old lady always lookin out the window.
Person b: Mane, that's the block captain round here, she called the police on Eric cuz she think she saw him slangin on the front porch.
Person b: Mane, that's the block captain round here, she called the police on Eric cuz she think she saw him slangin on the front porch.
by cfromstl June 28, 2006

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap.com
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

A term referring to a person who uses profanity or repetitive phrases so regularly, it appears they have tourettes.
by uber great August 26, 2007

A 21+ good Samaritan who regularly uses the power of his/her age to obtain fun-fun juice for younger, less privileged souls.
Note: You can recognize a true Captain Alcohol when the nearest liquor store no longer asks to see identification because this person purchases alcohol so often.
Note: You can recognize a true Captain Alcohol when the nearest liquor store no longer asks to see identification because this person purchases alcohol so often.
Commonly shouted at 10:30pm, from the top of a 20-foot ladder, covered in paint, sawdust and holding a broken piece of molding: "Guys, have we assigned a Captain alcohol yet?"
by AngelCherryhiney June 26, 2008

by penis flock o plinco penis March 8, 2011

A person that is
1. Incredibly gay or obnoxious
2. Has done something very gay to merit such a name.
1. Incredibly gay or obnoxious
2. Has done something very gay to merit such a name.
by B-More Bro August 11, 2008

holy fuck thats a giant forehead.You should be called captain forehead because you could land a plane on it.
by mrkic May 25, 2009
