Can-opener

When two males perform double anal penetration on a female's (or male's if that's the way you swing) anal cavity and both precede to move away from each other while still inserted, thus forcing the anal cavity to spread, or rip depending on your level of arousal. This can cause feces and blood to spill out onto the "can-opener's" junk. Precede with caution.

Jared and Jay did the can-opener on Brittany the other night in the high school parking lot.

by Kyle Kuff December 14, 2008

Am in the Can

An American who acts like a Canadian (says 'eh' alot, watched the NHL, supports Canadian sports teams, says 'aboot', etc.) or an American who wants to live in Canada. The term comes from the belief that someone in this condition is believed to be in Canada or in the mind of a Canadian, thus an Am (American) is in the Can (Canada).

Am in the Can male: So you really got dumped by your boy friend, eh?
Regular American young woman: Yep.
Am in the Can male: Well that's too bad, you know we can talk aboot this later you know okay, eh? Wanna watch some hockey eh? My Maple Leafs are facing the Red Wings tonight, eh, wanna watch the game with me, eh?

Am in the Can: I wanna move to Canada, Texas really sucks you know, eh?

by D-Baggerd September 3, 2006

faggot can

when a gay guy takes a shit in a can then tells his partner that they have 2 eat it

your a fag i bet u and your boyfriend faggot can each other

by theboinker August 19, 2009

Canned Jap

A Jap placed in a can for America's convenience

by . April 4, 2003

trash can

When u stomp on a girls foot and cram yourfist up her snatch

DUDE....I gave this chick a trash can and it surprised the crap out of her...hehe

by Magnus_BassPlayer January 10, 2005

shit can

To try to minimize the negative outcome of a mistake by destroying or concealing evidence, by redirecting attention away from the error, or by ignoring criticism altogether.

The CEO signed a bad contract, and the shareholders are mad as hell. Corporate communications is just gonna shit can it though, since the losses aren't that large.

by Arcadesj September 2, 2010

Can Master

An Ass Pirate.
A Turd Burglar.
A Homosexual Man.
A Hershey Highway Hunter.

I can't stand listening to those soft type Can Masters talk about their dating experiences!

That man is a straight up Can Master! His fluffy ass probably stays in the Gayborhood.

by WRL4 February 19, 2014