California Tit slap

When you take your dick and slap a bitch nipple with it.

George: Man I was with Regina and I have her a California Tit Slap!
Jason: Bro that's dope!

by The Slim Reaper February 26, 2015

California Chips

The dried vagina juice of a promiscuous woman, found on her underwear the next morning.

When I got up, making sure not to wake her, I noticed she had California chips, dried vagina juice, in the crotch of her panties that were lying on the floor.

by Jay P May 30, 2015

California Corn Dog

The act of growing out one's pubic hair to a length in which they can coil it around their erect penis entirely, then thrusting their penis into a woman's vagina.

"I haven't manscaped in a good 5 months, I'm ready to give the next girl I see a California Corn Dog"

by Chef Boyardoofus January 23, 2018

California hot plate

Is when you take a crap on a womens chest then titty fuck her till ya bust.

Ask the old lady if she wanted to go out and eat, she said only if ya know a lkace serving up my favorite, the california hot plate to go.

by SAN FERNANDO FACE FUCK October 22, 2019

California snickerdoodle

When a dude shits on you then you lick his nuts and then fuck his dog. Afterwards you take the shit and shove it back up asshole.

Person one:I love to do the California snickerdoodle
Person two:Wow that’s just weird dude

by Antsinyapants January 6, 2023

California Suplex

The process of combining the California Crab Dangler and the Pasadena Mudslide. Start to tea bag your partner in the mouth while taking a shit on their neck. Then, move your ass down to their chest while still shitting.

Bob gave Mindy a wet California Suplex.

by Dirty 4 April 22, 2008

California Cold

"the congestion of the nasal cavity after a long night of skiing and never leaving the bathroom"

"A cold in the middle of july"

"what you get from hanging out with kate moss"

"the reason you can't sleep at night" "snifflesniffle"

"A cool way to loose weight"

"year long sniffles"

"Cocaine in your mustache"

"all you need is 40 bucks it will change your life"

"Hey peter hows that California Cold? Good bud all I had was 40 bucks"

"hey man its july why do you sound like your a crack head?" peter coughs twice " BECAUSE I AM ALRIGHT "

"PASS ME THE FUCKING SPOON"

by porpen September 1, 2009