California hopscotch

Walking down a city sidewalk avoiding human feces.

Dammit! I've got shit all over my shoes! I was playing California hopscotch and I lost.

by Lucian T. Skeptic July 17, 2022

California Corndog

The act of masturbating with a soggy slice of bread and feeding it to someone after ejaculation.

My friend Claudia was hungry, so I whipped up a California Corndog to feed her.

by CabootyCremeCake August 22, 2018

california mom

extremely underweight woman with green hair who has a 5 year old daughter and 8 year old son who are on a strict vegan diet. Forced her 5 year old daughter to come out as pansexual even though shes straight. Has a 6'3 black husband with a 15 incher uncircumsized cock.

Bro, this california mom tried to suck my cock because it was black heritage month.

by ceoofsexandaverysexyman October 9, 2021

California Stop

Slowing down, but not fully stopping at a stop sign. (Also known as a “Hollywood Stop” in Northern California)

“I almost hit that car!”
“That’s what happens when you do a California Stop!”

by knmjhytfdresawqWDRSFTHJ March 1, 2021

california flow

When your hair gets supper messed up cause of the moisture in California

Just let your hair flow it's the California flow

by Sharkie March 21, 2017

california roadblock

A California Roadblock is when two cars going the same direction go at least 10 MPH below the speed limit just to piss off the drivers behind them.

We were doing a California Roadblock going 25 in a 40 and it was pissing off all the cars behind us.

by Jay Loves Money June 20, 2018

California buckshot

The act of eating cum out of a vagina and then spitting it into your partners mouth

I’d California buckshot Bella Thorne

by DinoRijneveld June 17, 2018