Bloody Handlebars

When a guy gets a bloody nose while making out with his girlfriend and gives her a bloody mustach in the form of a handlebar

Guy, "Dang it, i just got a bloody nose!"
Girl, "Eww there is blood on my lip!"
Guy, "hahaha you i gave you bloody handlebars."

by AJMoney44 February 19, 2011

bloody boogie

When your so drunk your eating your girlfriend out and give yourself a bloody nose.

My boyfriend was so drunk last night he gave him self a bloody boogie but kept going til. He passed out.

by Boogies1girl January 9, 2017

Bloody Squirrel

A drink (usually with alot of alcohol) that is REQUIRED to have a little of EVERYTHING in a particular refrigerator/freezer that is liquid and consumable without fear of killing the consumer.

Wow! Nate blew rainbow chunks after he drank the Bloody Squirrel

by Porky da Pigg December 9, 2008

bloody mailman

When you prop up on the toilit and take a shit so fierce that your anus ruptures cause a violent flowing package of shit and blood leading to a bloody mailman

My stomach didnt feel right one day and my friends told me be ready for a bloody mailman

by Hellcross June 2, 2016

Bloody mud

As your eating a girls ass just light a fire cracker and slip it in.Then watch bloody shit ooze out.

Hey,you know that bitch stacey made her get some bloody mud last night.It was fucking all over like a new coat of paint on the wall

by The danish’s plate May 11, 2019

Bloody hell

Ron’s catchphrase in Harry Potter

Bloody hell

by frabrizio June 24, 2018

Bloody Hug

As seen on UFC fighting. Mainly how they have each other on the ground and it seems like they're hugging while covered in blood.

Friend: Oh man! Its been so long since we've seen each other! *slams you to the ground* Let me give you a "bloody hug!"
You: *head gets hit so hard you bleed* Wth dude!!
Friend: Aww. We're really doing a bloody hug!

by Br00talzX June 1, 2013