granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.

I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.

by Frosty October 6, 2016

pit blasting

The surprise tickling of the armpits. Especially when forceful, brief, and unwelcome.

The peace talks were derailed by the Sudanese Ambassador's incessant pit blasting.

by MagicBucket August 26, 2016

puss blasted

when puss gets violently squirted into someone’s face, from Victorious.

Remember when Robbie got puss blasted in the Victorious episode when they went on a game show and got doinked?

by Xxxtoothbrush November 29, 2019

Toon Blasting

While engaging in sexual activity and watching cartoons on Sunday Morning. A man sticks a flute in his ass hole and inserts the other end into a woman's asshole. He then proceeds to push a fart out where it ultimately travels into the woman and finally cumming out of her lady box as a beautiful queefing tune.

Last Sunday I experienced the best toon blasting time of my life at church.

by Cheesepacker69 February 11, 2020

Waifu blast

When a weeb makes a hole on whis waifu body pillow and puts his penis inside of the whole until he cums inside her and sleeps cuddled to it.

Why does he have that body pillow? So he can waifu blast it like the lame virgin he is.

by TomatoCore305 March 3, 2020

Titty Blasted

to become absolutely shit faced

"Let's get titty blasted tonight"

by kumquatcummies May 9, 2020

blast sac

When you shoot, like, a extra fat nut.

Yo, this girl and I were getting freaky on the bus but she wouldn't let me blast sac at her!

by sacblaster August 6, 2020