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Andre

Andre is one of the most funniest guys you will ever meet! He’s so laidback, quiet until you fuck around and find out! He’s a beast! His Good Looking Attributes Makes him Stand Out From The Rest. Andre Has a sense of humor that would make most girls/guys fall for him. His Hugs are one of a kind and his kissed will make you fall in love with him. Andre also has the gift of gab, he could steal ya woman or man if he want them. He will talk anybody out of their pants! He’s talented , down to earth, talkative and wise. You can catch Andre mostly as the gym lifting weights, eating pizza or playing video games.
by Funny shit112 November 23, 2021
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Andres

A gorgeous boy, usually bisexual with a preference for men, often with long black hair and olive skin. He's a bit of a music nerd and is generally quiet, but can yap for hours about his many special hyperspecific interests. Most of the popular girls and popular boys hate Andres, so he generally spends lunch and recess in the music rooms or the library working on some sick tunes that'll make him famous in a few years. He is a bit freaky sometimes but tries really hard not to be, and his depression, anxiety, Asperger's syndrome, and adhd often get in the way of his schoolwork. His music taste generally consists of Pop girlies like Charli xcx, Kesha, Britney, Gaga (especially Gaga), Tate McRae, Chappell, Sabrina, Carly Rae Jepsen, Billie, Rihanna, and Cupcakke, but he also listens to a lot of retro music like Abba cuz he's really cool like that. His eyes are hypnotising, and he gives the best cuddles.
If you meet him, you better keep him, cuz he's gonna disappear if you don't.
Illias: Omg have u seen that guy Andres??
Aden: Yeah he's so hot and I'm straight so that's sayin smth
Illias: We should totally gangbang him
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Andres

He is your best friend! You tell him everything and you trust him with everything. Andres is there through thick and thin and would never hurt you Intentionally. He is one of the few people you tell EVERYTHING. He is the only one in the world who can make you smile when you are crying, he understands you in a way no one else ever would. If you have meet an Andres never let him go he would never do that to you! Love him no matter what happens between you two. <3 <3 <3 ....
Girl 1:Andres is the only one in this world I trust.
Girl 2:I know right he would never hurt anyone.
by Hailey Nicole Keeton November 15, 2019
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Andres is someone who is all ways trying to improve themselves as a person and the people around him. Is very similar to a Donovan but is more into physical health.
Tom: James invited me to workout with him do you want to come?

Mark: oh James is such an Andres!
by Goldbellcast February 1, 2020
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Andre or Allan

they proclaim that they have never seen their parents genitals, that is false. they have seen their fathers shaft windmilling towards their afraid mother. If you come to cross an Andre/Allan proceed to chant towards him " HE'S SEEN HIS DADS DICK"
Please, don't be an Andre or Allan guys
by THENuggetman9 April 16, 2019
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Matthew Andres

Super cool dude. Associated mainly with Breeze Wojciechowski in 2021, and Kei Swagstar in 2022. Smells like chicken noodle soup apparently?? (what the fuck) Is really eepy and also reminds people of a kids teddy bear (specifically the one that a kid takes everywhere and doesnt let go of)
Is really cool when he doesnt crash his car
Person 1: Omg is that Matthew Andres??
Kei Swagstar: Fucking love that dude, he’s so cool
by happymealenthusiast December 19, 2022
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Andres

Andres is the kind of name you give to a man who aspires to be the best thus inspires others to be better and do better. When this name rolls off your tongue, you can’t help yourself from saying it again. People named Andres are often selfless, loved by all, and are minimalist. Life comes easy for Andres and it is reflected by his chilled, laid back, attitude. Everything you can ask for is in the name Andres. Women awe at his brilliance and energy. Andres’s are ALWAYS the best ping pong players in town.
Did you see Andres play ping pong the other day? He literally cleaned house.
by Monstrosity January 14, 2020
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