she thinks she is popular when she is not but somethings nice always cheerful. her last name is probably Chamberlin
by alana!!!! August 25, 2020
Body shape is bean pole. Nicest person you will ever meet, you can tell her anything. If you know her, you are blessed and cursed at the same time. She will make you fall on ur face in the snow and blame u? idk how that works man. gives the best advice abt boys even tho she’s single af.
Boy #1 Is Alyssa single?
Boy #2 Yep but don’t date her.
Boy #1 Why?
Boy #2 she rude. and ain’t got not booty.
Boy #2 Yep but don’t date her.
Boy #1 Why?
Boy #2 she rude. and ain’t got not booty.
by calebs mom, conner’s gf November 16, 2022
she is my best friend and she is a great person who deserves all the love in the world, thank you for existing You bitch <3
by Janiswag November 20, 2021
she is my best friend and she is a great person who deserves all the love in the world, thank you for existing You bitch . And yeah you’re sexy as fuck
by Janiswag November 20, 2021
Alyssa is the one woman that understands what it is to be real and helps clarify the fuzz on the scene. Her thoughts are worth more than you can afford. Her game is far more expensive than the most expensive whatever it is you have. Her perception is so unique and undeniably on point, its often said she has saved countries from nuclear annihilation almost daily. When you have her with you, not even the army, marines, navy, nor space force can bring you down. Slippin??? She is the grip that keeps u on your feet... And when they say "get a grip" they actually mean "get an Alyssa!" Alyssa is short for God, short for orgasm, short for all the good things in this world.
As he cane home, pockets stuffed with cash, room filled with love, he kicked his feet back and said to hisself, "Life is Alyssa!"
by BobBuilds April 29, 2022
Alyssa is the most beautiful but yet stubborn person you can ever meat. She makes the best out of hard times. When she tries to please you and you don't like it she will say " it's done so it's done I and done trying to please you. She is the most beautiful, humble and kind girl you you will ever meet. She finds it very hard to say no and is often taken advantage of for. She has very bad friends but tries to make the best out of them. She is very funny and friendly. There is no doubt that you will like her or fall in love with her at first sight. She will set and example to young ones. She tries to be inspiring, but doesn't know that she already is. She can also be annoying or aggressive
Alyssa: so I tried to say....
Person: I don't care try harder next time...
Alyssa: you know what I am done
Person: I don't care try harder next time...
Alyssa: you know what I am done
by Lifly April 11, 2020
Hardcore white girl who is very tall and black. She likes to talk a lot but don’t go up to her and say hi, because she’s shy and won’t talk. She eats strawberries and loves liver to death. Never EVER!! Ignore Alyssa. She will get u
by Me..: March 17, 2023